In all times, people were searching for the purpose of life. One is born and lives; then obstacles occur. Firs these problems are taken as a necessity or as a part of ones own life, but sometimes one asks: Why do these things happen just the way they do ? It does seem not to make any sense. Is there a solutions to all my problems ? Who am I , for that I encounter all these situations ? To handle this problems, most humans define themselves by what they do, and look for an identity through the experience of love. Some people are dedicated to their believes; and others surrender to fate. Some search for the principles behind all of this through scientific thinking, others meditate on the occult. All these ways are necessary, but all of them are incomplete.

Remember a dream you had whilst you were sleeping. [Remember it as good as you can with all details around it.] Now reflect upon this dream. If you appeared in this dream then look as yourself as the observer of everything. You call yourself I, and the visually observing organ is called the eye - the same sound. So the I is the eye of your dream - a channel from you into the dreamworld. Everything which happens around you in your dream is part of you. Conversations for example are dialogs within yourself. Now go one step further and imagine that you would be in a dream right now. Everything you experience turns out to be merely your mental projections. Everything ! The buildings around you, the people, nature, these sounds, and even yourself. Try not to understand intellectually; perceive current. Perceive a current which may seem fixed in its place - still you know that it is moving all the time. This limited view may be useful to initially deal with the material world, but it does not bring us closer to reality. Our entire ambience including ourselves can be seen as a materialization or condensed mental projection. A projection of whom ? If you are the dreamer, you must be the projector in your wake state too. But who are you, if this is not reality. You are a channel to the spirit behind everything, just like a gate to another world. You are a gate to another world - and its reflection is your face !

When you dream of yourself, everything which happens around, is part of you, and the dreamed I is the observer of it all. So the I is the eye of your dream. In your wakestate, everything you encounter is condensed projection, a mental projection of your spirit. You are a gate to another world, and its reflection is your face !

BATMAN & ROBIN Minidisk 1 1. Trailor 2. Batman 3. FX 4. FREEZE: „the iceman cometh!“ mercy? I´m afraid. the ..condition has left me cold. To your please of .ercy. In this universe, there´s only one absolute: everything freezes! eh mmmea . you are not sending me to the cold? grap the gem! kill the heroes! yes kill them! kill them yeah! destroy! aargh! aahh! aahhh thanks! 5. Arnie: „What killed the Dinosaurs? the Ice Age!“ 6. hit me boys, thanks for playing. 7. Ah, I was hoping you drop in 8. oh yes, haah , ea what´s the numbers, batman, for they are the harvengers of your doom? can you feel it comming? the ice cold of space haaaa in 30.000 feet you all will freeze and be no more eh. 9. after you´re frozen, your icy tomb will p.ed back to gotham Ha, freeze well 10. words of others 11. FX 12. fight 13. stay cool birdboy! can you be callled Batman? you have 11 minutes to though a bird what will you do? chase the villain? or save the boy? ha ha your emotions make you weak, that´s why the day is mine ehHa ha I´ll call you next time! 14. woman talks 15. Mad scientist 16. Frankenstein-transformation 17. Monster kills Mad scientist 18. Dialog between girl and scientist 19. gotham university Dr Freezes History 20. Batman, Robin & Alfred 21. door, violins .... Mad scientist 22. change of heart - Plantwoman - Poison 23. ist a Jungle in here... 24. charleston ... sing ...! come on sing! louder, come on, sing sing sing, come on,! aah I find it unlikely 25. my pation, source for my pride alone! Prosty! ah Energy. ..ling the bat exhausted my power! ah. I was successfull nevertheless, one more giant diamond of this size! and my freeze... will be complete! Iwill freeeze the city then, I will hold gotham randsom! unless the city bows to my demands, it´s winter forever here in gotham! the city fathers will have no choice, but to give me the billions I need, to complete my research! so I can find a cure leave us, we need quality time 26. soon we will be together once more, soon 27. Alfred & Batman doorbell and Alfred´s nice 28. Alfred & Nice 29. Piano, stairs, orchestra, djungle 30. gotham news and Poison & Monster speech applause, 31. Poison disturbes the Celebration , LAUGHTER, applause 32. I hate when People talk during the movie 33. one more diamond, my love , Bruce Wayne diamonds, ah, very nice! 34. Samba, Commissioner Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Festival bitting, Indian music...Rock n´ Roll Poison Ivy 35. sexy Sax Poison Betting, 36. Freeze: all right everyone, chill, chill, chill, ah, get the gun, oh, hu, oa, he, i, boo, eea, ho look at you, let me guess, plant girl, vine lady, he? ..with the diamond ..and .... or I turn you into moulge! thermal dust. designed to heat a men´s blood. It doesn´t work on a cold hearted. now if you please! mmm, clever little clover! ah that´s my exit cue, thanks cool party, hahaha, hehe hehe 37. talk 38. fight explosions.....Batman & Robin FX following FREEZe 39. it´s a cold town, o o Batman and Robin arguing 40. Alfred , Batman, PHILOSOPHIZING 41. Batman & Nice fighting & flirting 42. drag him into the cold, bee..! welcome home, frost face! allow me to brake the ice, my name is Freeze, learn it well for the chilling sound of your doom! GASPING FOR AIR sadly you will not live to see it ah yes 43. Poison & Monster blablabla 44. Bruce and girlfriend, who wants to mary him... romantic saxmusic 45. Robin on the Computer 46. race with Molokotrack & Motorbikesounds 47. Robin & Nice 48. Batman :“Alfred is dying...“ 49. majestetic music, bell FREEZE:“sister?“ 50. „impressive! Hm! An inticing offer, but, what does the lady want in return?“ „ a laundry service that delivers! whow! no, I always go a size smaller, makes me look slimmer. oh, I am running on empty I need the diamonds from my hideout! Breathing Always winterize your pipes! I get my diamonds, you,k and meatloaf get my wife. come on, I hope Mr Pink can swim! 51. Alfred and Batman discussing Alfreds sickness 52. frantic orchestra music 53. Majestetic music orchestra choir, computer this is 54. no I am in..... 55. „I hate uninvited guests! ah yo to perfection! 56. Poison fights Batman Yes, yes! Minidisk 2 1. FREEZE: „Yes, yes!“ 2. Poison charms ...watersounds 3. Horror Filmmusic, Oison kills Freeezes Wive Where is my wive 4. you lie! Oh no! their ... will turn to ice! their blood will freeze in my hands! yes! if I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me! I shall repay the ... need of life without the warmth for human comfort I will blanket the city endlos wonder first gotham and then the world. 5. yes Adam and Eva. you destruct the bad and good, while I prepare to freeze Gotham 6. Alfred is diagnosed with Mc Gregors syndrome 7. the new telescope with Bruce Wayne in high society; Poison 8. first I will turn gotham in one icy graveyard, then I will pull Batman´s heart from his body and feel it freeze in the Hands..... hahahaha revenge! 9. computer:“acces denied“ 10. Batman & Alfred, quiet filmmusic 11. „acces denied....acces allowed!“ 12. oh the combined power of the telescope´s reflecting crystals will complete my freezing engine, yes no matter what they tell you Mr...it IS the size of the gun that counts! 13. Robin being obnoctious 14. hi. oh I am sorry about the door! is the party over? if revenge is a dish best of cold, then put on your sunday finest! it is time to freeze! tonight hell freezes over HA HA 15. Intruder alert Cyber Alfred 16. mystic musicPoison & Robin & Batman & Nice fighting 17. blubbery sounds let´s take some ice! Yes! hahahahaha! Yes! 18. ah Ahahaha! 19. Jetsounds icecrushsounds fightsounds motorbike computer i´ll finish of 20. the city. youcill the cat, but, leve me the bat! 21. tonights forecast: a Freeeeze is comming! By by ahahaha! 22. hohohohohoho. yes. 23. ah yes ahhh! äääh. 24. a yeah ahahahahaha a ä a aaaaa a heeeee ä punches 25. yeah ah a hä 26. filmmusic 27. aah , I think not 28. I think not! Bomb´s away,Batman. 29. fight Freeze in Hell, Batman! 30. fight talk 31. blablabla 32. icecrush 33. go on, kill me to, just as you killed my wife 34. arrrrgh he, she lives? 35. batman 36. romantic 37. take two of theese, and call me in the morning! 38. mad Poison Not 39. surprise, I am your new cell made, and I´ve come to make your life a livinghell. prepare for e.. the harvest Winter has come at last. 40. Alfred lives again 41. fanfare filmmusic 42. Rock Gotham City von R. Kelly CONAN THE DESTROYER 43. Introduciton 44. waggon 45. filmmusic 46. rider 47. CONAN: are you surprised? We didn´t have time. 48. fight aaaaaa do Ye hooo Yea maybe they want to capture us, and torture us to death. 49. fight 50. conan brathing 51. carmas. not my queen. it is and it always will be. what do you want? no! you have nothing that I want. 52. Valeria! with gram. she sits by the side of my god. what I want you can not give me. you can bring back the dead? tell me what I must do! 53. Roman empire music 54. I think it does. I´m sorry about what happened last time. 55. what do you want me to do for you? Yes. to where? Where is is it? garded? by a whizard? What good is a sort against sorcery? No I will find a way. What does this key unlock? 56. screams of dreams 57. intrigue 58. music 59. not yet. I beleive you , but there is magic in this game, and I have to be able to fight it with magic. 60. fight i need you tell me more abvout this key 61. a jewel? and can it be worn? 62. medevil music 63. people what did she do? 64. 1,2,3, I think you are right. 65. sortfight 66. Conan spitting 67. conversation 68. medevil music and screams and african groove Stop 69. Leave! We shall see. 70. words 71. in the morning. leave in the morning! better. we must rest. 72. wizard hypnotises watersound 73. Jenna, Jenna, Jenna! Akiro where is she? Who took her? Into the boat! .... Minidisk 3 1. dreammusic rowing 2. is there another entrance? you can stay here if you like. 3. splashes 4. boatsounds woody 5. Mubata. 6. like 4 7. hhmm 8. Monster Conan fighting hrraa arrrgh mmmga aoa 9. still fighting with music now 10. the only two left Wizard! and you are behind one of them. glasssound 11. it´s alsright, it´s alright. Goran 12. total disaster. out! out here quick! 13. english horn, horses, fight eah 14. aarrgh he h ah rope through the air, fight , swords 15. why? Ithought you were going to hert the girl. this is one of the queen´s guards. Why did they attack us? 16. cicadas 17. healingconversation 18. only pain. I find my kingdom and a queen to sit beside me. the promise I was kingdomed, no the kingdom I was promised. Valeria. valeria. Do you see this woman over there? she is like her. she doesn´t look like her, but she has the same spirit, the same stregth Great warrier, a great woman another queen? nother you knife, not on your life. excuse me, I must get up now. ah 19. woman conversation swort teaching COUGH wait, wait 20. waitwatiwaitwaitwait. hold on! if you learn how to fight, then learn with a real weapon, not with a toothpick! Here! I´ll show you! Yes! You do it pride! And then swing it over your head. oh. I´ll help you. Swing over your head. Good. Now you´re ready to take on anybody! 21. how to seduce men, how interourse works through 22. this? we can´t go around it. so I`ve noticed. 23. walking in the cellar 24. music Mabata 25. together eh e e heyea ale go inside and see if there is a lock! go! e e 26. peaceful music 27. be silent! Grahm! 28. live for Valeria. it´s just writing on a wall. We shall see. destiny or not. everybody out! out! 29. then let us go in peace! 30. no longer. Conan! 31. enough talk! swordfight back to the crypt! 32. obata get out! out! let´s get out of here! 33. the Jewel! take the Jewel ! Malek! Malec come on! Malek! 34. it´s the leader! he is the leadeer! my dagger is gone! 35. kill him! you kill him! welldone Akrire. 36. into the tunnel! arrgh, arrgh thunder 37. a hea ooa run! run 38. they are comming, don´t worry! run! 39. horeses wait. bombata took her. karma´s plant it from the beginning. we get the horn, the guards will kill us, Mombata takes the girl and the horn back to them. a lie! To sharisa. to stop Jennet´s sacrifice. 40. the treasure 41. the front gate cannot be the only way to get in. 42. the birthdaydrink 43. eea 44. eh eh 45. orchestra 46. gahh! a good cankick ahh hea heamah heeeaa save the girl! 47. fight 48. destruction and screams get 49. back! aargh 50. fight with blood splashing 51. aaaaaa e je monster 52. eeah ha 53. girlstalk 54. steps I will have my own kingdom. 55. my own queen 56. filmmusic TERMINATOR 2 57. Introduction & machine war 58. Filmscore 59. the time warp 60. rockbar Terminator scans people I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle Minidisk 4 1. Rock ´n Roll and Motorbike 2. 2nd timewarp of the bad guy, who kills policemen 3. John´s Stepmother and Stepfather 4. Industry, Johns real mother making pullups in the asylum 5. fight knock on the door , search for John 6. John´s cashcard cheat 7. motorbike Sarah´s vision, there is no fate but what we make of ourselfes 8. Sarah´s therapie 9. sedadet Sarah tries to get out 10. the evidence 11. Sarah getting rejected 12. Rock & Motorbikes & computergames Metallic sound „Get down!“ 13. race, motorbikes 14. motorbikerace and shots 15. He? Yes Saterdines systems model 1o1. I´m a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskelleton. 16. My mission is to protect you. You did. 35 years from now you reprogrramed me to come here, in this time. 17. not like me, the T 1000, advanced prototype, yes. Emimeticpoyaloy. Liquid Metal. We have to get out of the cityimmediately and yvoid the authorities! Negative, the T1000 would definately try to aquire you there. I would 18. john & parents 19. What´s the dog´s name. Your foster parents are dead 20. transformation sounds Anything it samples by physical contact. No. Only an object of equal size! It can´t form complex machines, like guns and explosives and chemicals, moving parts it does´nt work that way but it can formsolid metal shapes knifes and stabbing weapons 21. policestation:Terminator is found 22. Negative, the T 1000´s highest pobibility for success now will be to copy sarah connor and to wait for you to make contact with her. .... the subject beeing copied is terminated. Negative. It´s not a mission priority This does not help our misson. 23. Because you told me to. That´s one of my mission parameters. 24. of course, I´m a Terminator. Why? why? 25. asylum 26. transformation sound, killing sound of the T1000 27. fight and flightWhy do we stop now 28. right what? I swear, I will not kil anyone. 29. He´ll live Sarahs escape 30. fight and run & alarm 31. Wait here! 32. Come with me, if you want to life. 33. transformation go! gunshots 34. Get down! 35. at the end reload 36. hang on! 37. here drive! 38. transformation 39. I see everything! What´s wrong with your eyes? 40. bikes 41. I´ve detailed thousand human anathomies. Correct. I sense injuries. the data could be called pain. Yes. 120 Years with my existant power cell. 42. The CBU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. But Skynet presets the switch to read only, when we are send on alone. No.Rotate the 2 locking cell in this counter clockwise. 43. ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER Do it. now open the port cover. pull tobreak the seal. good! Now remove the shock dumping assembly. you can now access the cbu. do you see it? hold your cbu by ist greens tab, pull 44. 45. was there a problem? 46. we have to get as far away from the city as possible! Affirmative! Asta la Visata, Baby. Chill out, dig what, no problemo.Smile? 47. No. 48. It´s in your nature to destroy yourselfes. The Main most directive responsible isMalls Bennet Dison. He is the director of special projects in Cyberden systems cooperation. In a few months he creates a revolutionary type of microprocessor. In 3 yearsCyberden will become the largest supply of military systems, All ...bombers are upgraded with Cyberden computers, becomming fully unmanned. afterwards they fly with a perfect operational record. the skynet funding bill is passed. the system goes online on august 4th 1997 human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. it becomes selfaware at 2:14 am eastern time, august 29th In the panic they try to pull the plug. 49. Yes, it launches it´s mission against a targets in Russia. because Skynet knows, that the Russian counterattack will eliminate it´s enemies over here. I have detailed files 50. typing, marriage & career, the old problem 51. spanish conversations 52. Uncle Bob? Minidisk 5 1. Excellent! 2. talk 3. No! 4. No. I have to stay functional until the mission is complete anything elsedoesn´t matter. 5. Hold here Truck range, please. You will. till the bolt. 6. Why do you cry? Yea. Pain causes it? No. No problemo! 7. sarahs thoughts about T2 as the ideal daddy 8. Judgement-day vision fence sounds screams 9. waking up out of the nightmare 10. she intends to change the future. dyson. 11. This is taktikally dangerous. The T1000 reads the same files as I do. it knows what I know. it might anticipate this move. Killing Dyson might actually prevent the war. 12. typing, gametoys, gunload, gunshots, dyson is under threat 13. shocked people crying No penetration. 14. ... the pressure should stop it bleeding. T2 takes his flesh of the arm.Now listen to me very carefully! 15. No one must follow your work 16. the CPU from the first Terminator. It must be destroyed. 17. I insist! 18. accfes failure 19. Let me try mine! 20. Put this on! 21. helikopters 22. primal core is set 23. one more barrel, two more minutes. Remote control. I´ll take care of the police. Trust me 24. machine gunshots 25. breathing time to go 26. now! 27. panic breathing explosion with glass 28. Stay Here, I´ll be back! 29. pain screams Here, hold this, 30. 31. It´s him! 32. 33. 34. We need your truck! 35. this is the vehicles top speed. 36. metall sound Drive a minute! 37. 38. work siren Asta la Vista, Baby! 39. We don´t have much time 40. Let´s go! 41. This way! this way! Go! Run! 42. John! You got to go now! Go! 43. 44. 45. 46. dying T1000 sounds like pigs having a low conversation in a bubblebath 47. I need a vacation! terminated. yes. throw it in. and the chip. 48. No. There is one more chip. And it must be destroyed also. Here. I can not selfterminate. You must lower me into the steel. I´m sorry John, I´m sorry. I must go away John. Sorry. it has to end here. I know now why you cry. But it´s something I can never do. Good bye. 49. The Terminator dies with soundtrack. 50. Epilogue and soundtrack. 51. soundtrack THE RUNNING MAN 52. Soundtrack 53. 0 ,2, 0, 5 , level 1, 5 .. police point echo..1 roger, movin in. foot riot in progress, approximately 1500 civilians, no weapons evident. I sayed the crowed is unarmed! there are lot´s of women and children down there. all they want is food for god´s sake! to hell with you! I will not fire on helpless people! abort mission, and return back to base. affirmative. aaaahh 54. 55. Minidisk 6 1. 2. you´re a hell of an actor ... well you´re still alife. aren´t you? 3. Vice, what´s the hold of? Come on! 4. then we try it outside! move! 5. go ahead, do it! shut down the deadline, or we all loose our heads! 6. Tico! come back! the deadline is still on! oh Tico! 7. Don´t listen to it! the truth? hasn´t beenb very popular lately. 8. I´ve seen to much? all i´ve seen is a bunch of low foreheads who think they can change the world with dreams and talk. It´s too late for that! if you´re not ready to act, give me a break and shut up! 9. Nothing like first class! I guess that is it! Now you .. stay out of the national database, ok? and you lawfriend, stop trying to teach the constitution to the streetpunks see you guys at the 10 year prison reunion no thank you, my brother is going to get me out of the city because I´m not into politicts, I´m into survival. ...for the written test good luck! 10. Edward 11. Don´t make a sound, you understand? who are you? a friend of my brothers? this is his apartement. yes? 12. Now listen to me. because I´m only goning to say this once. this is all a lie! I was framed, and completely innocent! Now be quiet and stay still and I´ll you in 5 minutes 13. What is this? Look at this! They´re all on the censored list! and look what we have here! this looks like black market clothing! and you wrote the network jingle?! money! that´s what I need! Money! you do! no I do! now let´s see. now wheree should we go? maybe someplace warm. I need to work on my tan anyway. you see, you get so pale in prison! there you are! good! now I´m going to untie you, and then your’e gonna get dressed, and then you gonna come with me. Because I´m going to say Pleeeeaaase! 14. you know that is a very negative attitude. and remeber, I can break your neck like a chickens. what a beautiful day today I can practically taste the pina coladas already. right sweetheart? you didn´t put it in your purse again, did you? last vacation she put my credit cards in there and we couldn´t find them for a week. yea, could you hold this please? can´t life with them, and you can´t life without them! go ahead! won´t ... this shirt. 15. I´ve seen you before you´re the arsehole from TV! fuck you! Vice,... what are you gonna do with them? 16. he! don´t forget to send me a copy! 17. son of a bitch! 18. Killian,, I´ll be back! 19. Let´s get out fof here, come on! Vice! Come oooon! go! 20. Hang on Vice! I´m comming. breathing 21. Hey Killlian! here is sub zero, now, plain zero! 22. It´s gas let´s get out of here, come on ey he was a real pain in the neck! 23. that´s clear, come on! who gives a dam! hey! where are you going! 24. you want to tell me, what the hell is going on? jam the network? jam it up the arse! forget this crazy pulink business we got to move on! come on! move, move! christ! 25. uplinks on the ground you guys don´t shout, Im going to uplink your arse! and you be on the ground! watch out the lights someone´s comming what the hell are you doing here! she´s the one thaat turned me in at the airport i guess this is her reward. we can straighten that out. yousee that camera over there? I can strangle you in front of the whole audience! come on Vice, over here, over here! 26. let´s go! 27. Hey lighthead! hey, christmas tree! oh shit! follow me, lightbulb! 28. No, I won´t kill a helpless human being, not even sadistic scum, like you ah, he had to split! 29. ....break´s over! come on, let´#s get going! oh my god 30. he saved my life. it should be me down there! 31. you cold blooded bastard! I´ll tell you what I think of it, I life to see you eat that contract but I hope that you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamm spine! ha 32. secret broatcastcentre my ass. I don´t know what lawfriend was talking about. there is nothing out here. I had the shirt for it, but you fucked it up! guess again! come on, don’t give up! this way ...get us killled 33. Amber get out of here, eeeh, eeeouw, yeap Amber! 34. how about a light? what a hothead! 35. Now lwt#s find Mick’s secret broadcast centre if it even exists oh shit, we’re trapped! 36. this is nice, Nick but it would have been nicer, if you would have gotten of your asses, and helped us out there! 37. Dam that Killlian no, don’t you understand it? he´ll never let us out of here alive they can’t afford it they get the police, the army, and hunt us down like dogs, of camera of course! 38. guns, you don´t need guns to jam a sattelite this kids? thats a baad moveMick they need a leader, they need someone with experience! I told Killind I’d be back I wouldn´t want to be a lier! 39. where did you hide that? Minidisk 7 1. 2. you too 3. (as on the beginning) 4. It´s showtime! 5. out, out! 6. Hello cutie pie, one of us is in deeep trouble! well? 7. well I haven´t been in show business as long as you, Kilian, but I´m a quick learner, and I´m going to give the audience what I think, they want. I don´t do requests! 8. well that hit the spot RAW DEAL 9. 10. In the act he stopped somebody at route 74 for driving to fast and was going to let them of for 50 bugs book him! impersonating an officer, resisting arrest, fraud, wreckless driving, lying to the sherriff. I´ll be at home if you need me. 11. amy? are we having a party? is it just gonna be us, or are we gonna have company? so, what are we celebrating? It´s not gonna be forever! Christ, damn, this is old news, let it go! I did the best I could! they gave me a chance to resign. if it would have gone to trial I would have lost and they would have kicked me out. I wouldn´t even had a chance to get this job! 12. what are we having for dinner? this is gonna make us fat! 13. you should not drink and bake! 14. yea? it´s been a long time Harry. what´s going on? talk! that#s all I´ve been time for. I´ve seen better days! 15. the buerau always arranges such intriguing meeting places. 16. hold it! that´s Baxter! what the hell does he have to do with it? the son of a bitch cost me a career! oh, you remember the case, the guy kidnapped a eleven year old girl! he molested, murdered, and humiliated her! no Baxter was out to nail me onto the wall; I went to see him, trying to tell him what happened, resign or be prosecuted, anyway you want it! 17. so we dit. who is who in chicago? what do you want from me? Blair? Yea! we went to some ballgames with him. he joined the bureau. how is he? 18. he killed Blair? there is nothing that a small-town sherriff could do, that you can´t. 19. who do you think I look like? dirty Harry? you have a cure? how? 20. do you think i still pass the physical? 21. this is Kominski, investigating a break in at the betral camp storage yard. 22. I don´t think the table is straight! I want to see Mr Lamanski! ..I´m still right 23. magic? magnet! 24. guys make shure to kleen up the mess before you knock of, ok? 25. excuse me! could you move to the side a little bit? thank you. 26. shut up the guy is probably gonna be dead before it´s out of warranty! 27. waiting for you. drive! 28. take of all your jewelry! barton Lamansky he has got good taste in Jewelry but he has a rotten taste in man. come on! I´m gonna mess up your hair! ..girl, keep going! 29. down! eh! I´m not a cop, I´m a player! 30. a couple of minutes with Mr Rocker. tell him, I´m the pain in Lamanskis arse. 31. winning improves your wardrobe! 32. Joseph P. Brenner - Joe. 33. and this stuff comes from his girlfriend. intimidation, letting him know, that nothing is safe. trying to prove, that maybe you can use me. to take care of things, all kind of things. I´m shure a smart man like Mr Rocker is always looking to upgrade. Max, if you´re the best there is, the wheel would have never been invented I didn´t. I though I might get lucky. the last few years? Miamy. I´m in a computer. I´m shure you can find a couple of cops that can punch it up for you! you see in Miamy we can tell everything by the flow of the blow. this Lamanski has been taking bigger bites every week. now I know, he has been biting into someones action. In case you forget, I´ll be checking back with you! 34. girls scouts builds character, and it´s a lot cheaper. you have that kind of cloud around here? I envy them. I´m shure nobody will mind if you go home before you are broke. getting it somewhere else. change your luck! 35. oh notheing special, all this hour is probably full of rats. they had trouble telling me , what they wanted. Pussy! 36. Harry, everything is mothing along fine! the apartment is ok, I´nm renting a car tommorow, something happened last night that got me thinking. I might get into a spot where a cop is shooting at me. any idea how i ought to handle it? 3 bug busters jumped me. I´ve a feeling, that Max Keller has something to do with it. Rocker is probably checking on me, as I talk. I stay in touch. 37. I´m smart, unlike someone we know. I´m shure he makes a lot of mistakes. 38. It´s nice to be one of the family. get my car please! how did you do the other night. and tonight? maybe you shoud try a different kind of recreation. the exercise might! 39. we don´t need you. thank you. 40. he oh. I don´t know why they advertise all these sleeping pills on television. I mean, chemicals are no good for you! a couple of bottles of champagne wipes you right out! hhhhhhhhhee hahaha I think so iea 41. you know what I like about bedrooms? you almost always find a bed in there! mmmmhehehehhehaaaa 42. SNORTING 43. hhhrrrrhhhhrr 44. this is what you gonna look like dead! I hope you are not your mothers only child. 45. ah the boys were having some trouble with their make up. trying to learn my way around! 46. oh he broke up a fight we had in an alley! the night you send me three arseholes to take me apart. 47. this looks like it´s going to be fun! why? he´s not a good host? 48. what a party! I´ll be right back. 49. keep it, I´m not sentimental. 50. my pleasure! 51. I like to think so. sometimes. not enough to get me into any trouble. if your not part of an organisation that can protect you, moving around is the next best thing. 52. yea. 53. 3 you want names and adresses? 54. nice meeting you. 55. I would have picked exactly the same one. that is my taste. try it on! no, I like it! 56. why don#t you take tham both! I can! no, not in a long time 57. this is a stick up! call security! 58. this way, wer’re finished shopping. 59. a bomb a bombthreat 60. whenever they get one, they have to evacuate the building. 61. make them nervous! make them beleive, someone is trying to blow up every policestation in the city 62. like myself, I’d rather give then receive wrong. max! I don’think, we’re gonna be the kind of pals I hoped we’d be. I’m hungry. 63. these guys from the dressshop are going to be back, and I don’t want you be around when they do. Minidisk 8 1. 2. for a long time 3. far away from here 4. you´re important to me, you#re a friend, you are more than a friend, you´re more than that! 5. the whole thing could blow up. Betrovita is going to get Lamanski. Betrovita wants the money, and the dope, the cops got when they rated him. And he is gonna try and get it. 6. yea, because I´,m the new boy, they must figure that I am the leak!. what about Lamansky? 7. s..ted to Coremy last night, wanted her to know, that I´m still alive. yea, but I´ve put her through a lot! If we stop now, the whole thing is for nothing. and knowing Amy, she probably will kill herself. 8. This Joe has a pretty good live! Expensive clothes, a good car, lots of money and free time. I never had it so god! 9. that´s kind of sudden. nothing works, if it isn´t worked out! I let you know, when it´s over! 10. Do you own a calender, Max? I bet, it´s a Jewish Holiday! 11. their car is much heavier than ours! 12. I´ll be right back! what are you doing here? It´s ok! I´ve something to do. Shure. Take my car and go home. I´ll call you as soon as I get back! Ok? don´t worry! 13. you gonna tell me who it is? 14. Harry! Harry, I didn´t know it was you! I´m gonna get the Ambulance for you. Harry don´t die! it´s not over! I see you soon, ok? 15. what the Hell are you doing here? 16. Ok. Pack! Whatever you can´t leavee without! go to the Rockfalls Airport and charter a plane! to do what a old friend asked me to do: knock them dead! 17. this must be what they mean by - poetic justice. because of you a lot of poeaple are dead, and now it´s you turn. resign or be prosecuted, anyway you want it! 18. get on the plane! no! you´re out of excuses swetheart. there´s a quarter million dollars in that bag. win or loose, it´s your choice. get out of here! get going! 19. too damn tired. 20. things not so good Harry? want to see them again? shure, and back with my wive! thank you very much! O need your help Harry. my reunion with Amy was a big success! I just found out that she is pregnant. I don´t know anything about bveing a father, Harry. I want your help. I want you to be the godfather. the walk! then meet me half way! come on! you don´t have to walk, but you have to try like hell! did you ever quit in front of Player? ahaha 21. The Kindergarten Cop 22. excuse me! 23. was it Crisp? don´t go anywhere! 24. It´s alright, I´m a police officer Crisp, you´re under arrest put your hands on your head, slowly, and get up! your hands! hey I´m a police officer. this is an arrest. I´m a cop you idiot! I´m detective John Kimbal. this ma n is under arrest! I´ve a whitness too. it´s murder 1 this time. now you´re mine! 25. I´ve been after Crisp for 4 years, and she´s gonna let my key whitness walk her out of her? 26. let me take you of Cindy. She´ll make Crisp,I guarantee it. let´s just say,I´mm not gonna offer to cook her dinner. 27. oh excuse me, I forgot to introduce myself: my name is John Kimbal, and I love my Car! 28. open up! thank you! 29. alright, party is over, everyone go home next time my place I´m the party booper! hi Cindy, do you mind if I sit down? oohh it´s so nice to see you again! Cindy, I don´t like you using foul language! not a classy girl like you. you don´t understand. I´ve nothing else to do, and I´ve nowhere else to go. I like you Cindy, I´m going to be around you alot. days, nights, weekends, holidays. yes I can!I´m going to hang out with you until the end of time! 30. who? good, very good! 31. do you mind if I talk to my friend a little bit? he´s right in here! now you give me the names of the drug suppliers and distributors, and I´ll tell the judge, what a nice cooperative Killer you are. you could be wright. but what about your wive? do you remember her? all that hard earned drug money she stole from you. how much was it? 3 million dollars? i bet, she would make a much better whitness. 32. I´ve never seen so little, eat so much. Austria I´ve been a cop fo 12 years. my father was a cop, my brother was a cop, my mother was a cop´s wive, and I,ve no hobbies, ok? no thanks to hhhlhlhlh, this is my case, and I work alone. so what do I do? 33. mm Crisp. ...ö from here. did you get in touch with her parents? that helps, Mitch. please. a that´s a first. what do you want to know? a long time, that´s why people don´t excpect us to talk much to each other. he come here! if you don´t stop screwing around back there, this is what I´m going to do with you! 34. compared to what? 35. I hate it too o o what? now? 36. you need a hand? 37. you´re ok? 38. oh you look much better already! 39. I´vew a son. he’s 13. I remember when he was 5. he lives with his mother and stepfather. what´s the matter? oh excuse me, I forgot to tell you, this is my farret. he don´t bite, don´t worry 40. comon oh that´s that´s all I need here is an obstacle, a goddam obstacle! an obstacle here! Das macht mich stocksauer, jetzt bin ich sauer! 41. How do I look? that´s a good idea. get some restand don’t worry. i’ve been working undercover for a long time, they are 6 year olds! how much trouble can they be? 42. I´m John Kimbal the new Kindergarden teacher. there´s been a change of plan. 43. no, I can’t do that. they’re not in danger. they wouldn´t have sent me otherwise! 44. good morning hi! how are you? I´m very happy to be here, first I would like to just get to know you. hahahahaha quiet. now I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately! how many of you were born in Astoria? common raise your hands, lets see them! ok, hmm, now! anyone that was not born in Astoria, somewhere outside like California, raise your Hands! yes!ok, you can go! thanks for the tip! yes? I get someone to help you! I´ll be right back, ok? 45. I´ve a problem! yes. thank you. ah, theire ok, don´t worry, everything is under control. no! monsters! 46. .. going to do with his? 47. SHUT UUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! shut up! no! don’t start this! oh no! GAQAAAAAAAH! 48. Attention! this is your new class mascot: this is not a dog, this is a farret. that’s a farret. no that´s not true, he never bites. shure, but one at the time, ok? good, ok next one, comeon, Yes, good, yea, good, no we’re having fun. 49. wat’s that supposed to mean? is she? is she really? great. great. I really appreciate your honesty! do you happen to know someone that is not better than me? 50. go away. you take over tomorrow. the’re horrible. 51. good morning. ah shure, please. no I´m not. ah myes ? like what? I think, I can help you with that. he uses the dolls, to look up girls scirts, I cought him doing that yesterday. Minidisk 9 1. I´ll keep an eye on him, ok? does Silverster ever see his father? ha that´s far away, well. if you give me his name and number, I could talk to him about taking more interest in his son. well it´s kind of tough on Silverster, don´t you think? 2. no, I’m not 3. are these all your lunches? you mean, you eat other peoples luches? stop it? aohh now we are going to do something extremely fun! we’re going to play a wonderful game callled: „who is my daddy, and what does he do?“ yes? no no no no nononono. no I have a headache. it’s not a tumor. it’s not a tumor at all! what I meant wat: you tell me: who is your daddy, and what does he do. get it? ok we start right here, you! 4. mhm 5. (breathing) good! 6. thank you, very good. ok next, ah what’s his name with his back to me? 7. quiet! that’s enough! Zak, did your daddy teach you this game? come on Zak! let’s play together, it’s so much more fun! what’s that? It’s a firealarm! come on, come on, everyone together!, comeon! 8. come on, come on! everyone together, everything together, comeon! quiet, quiet, come on! quiet! 9. Mrs Sullivan!, Mrs Sullivan! listen, can we talk business for a minute? there are 14 boys in the classroom! so far I have 3 possible supects, one likely. here I hasve a licture. are you listening? ok here. his name is Zak Sullivan, what do you think? listen he is a deadringer for Crisp!, look! 10. Dominik! hallo Joyce, Dominik is me such a great help, he it`s a good kid. who? oh that? that is.. eh... eh no. yes of course, that would be great. 11. why did you tell her, you are my sister? 12. so, I’ve ben trying to get to know the parents, but some of them are avoiding me. what do you mean? like what? a. me? ah. well there was an opening for a Kindergarden teacher. well, I was born in Austria, my father was a teacher, my mother was a teacher, so is Ursula so we have a tradition in Austria, where we follow the footsteps of our parents. so when I moved to this country I got a job teaching Geography and Physical education in Arizona, and then I coached Basketball at the all girl school in Nordileand, but none of it made me reaqlly happy. well, I got tired of teaching teenagers, because by the time they came to me, I felt there wasn´t much I could do with them. I realized that the real action is in Kindergarden. It´s my second day. thank you very much, thank you. 13. wowowowowowowow what are you talking about? the only reason why I´m interested in this woman is, because she works at the school. She knows the children and the parents. The only problem that I´ve got is that I’m doing your job! you should be cleaning up the paint! you should be reading stories abour bears that go shopping. this is your job, and I´mstuck with it that’s right, I am. 14. the’re pushing me around. the Kids. the’re walking all over me. 15. no fear! today we’re going to play a new fun game. it’s called police-school. I’m going to be the sherriff, you’re going to be my deputy trainees. a come on, stop wining! you kids are soft. you like disziplin. well I´ve got news for you. you are mine now! you belong to me! you’re not going to have your mammies .. behind you anymore, and wipe your little toshies! oh no! it’s time now to turn this mush into muscles. no more complaining, no more Mr Kimbal I have to go to the bathroom. nothing. there is no bathroom. now. 16. the first thing that deputy trainees is: to freeze, whenever you hear this. now the next time you hear this whizle, each one of you get one toy. how many? good, and bring it back to the carpet. promto! ready? wait for it! wait for it! sit down. ready? go quickly! get your toy! go go for it! yees, very fast good quickly, bring the toy back to the carpet, bring it back to the carpet! quick quick quick quick, back to the carpet. quickly. Emma! Emma, get your toy back to the carpet! take your toy back to the carpet! take it back! 17. very good! ..did very well! now we’re going to play another game: when you hear 2 whizle blows, each one of you take your toy back where you got it from, and com right back to the carpet. how many whizle blows? good! ready? go! come on! come right back to the carpet! yes, it works! this is great! faster, faster, come on! yes come back! ...this is working! great, great! I mean: you are verxy good deputies, your sherrif is proud of you! 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4(singing) down...yeseses lots of music in the foreground oh this is terrible!....one more, coime on down and up, yes, yes, come on this is the winner! 18. reading, writing ...dicks too much homework makes me sick. when it’s time to pass the test, Kindergarden is the best. yeeeeeahahh. wigh children eeeaaheeaah ho, .... had a duck heeaah heeaah ho all right, take your milk, makes you big and strong. alright 19. I used tp reat this to my son. who? oh Alex is his name. he lives with his mother. 20. you see, his mother and I are.. 21. ah that’s not what it is. no he was not bad, it wasn’t his fyult at all. you see, his mammy and I , we just ne... just sit down, ok? let me just start reading okwhy don’t you all lie down, good, and rest. if you were a bird, and lived on high it’ll lean on the wind, when the wind came by. you’d say to the wind when it took you away, that’s where I wanted to go today. Where am I going? I don’t quite know, what does it matter where poeople go. Down to the wood, where the Bluebells grow, anywhere, anywhere, I don’t know. 22. hi! I muste have dozed of. I worked them hard. I would like that, yes that’ll be fine! what? oh it must be from the milk. see you tomorrow. 23. Freeze! your fianze? hi. oh congratulations! you’re marrying a chef? that figures. well listen, it was nice to meet you, congratulations, happy birthday. 24. ..... hi, I’ve been leaving messages on your machine. what about now? 25. he’s beating you too? if he does it again, I press charges. 26. come in! aren’t related toCricks, well I just found out. thanks, i don’t think tit’s a good idea. the quickest way to slip out doing undercover work, is to start doing things, that y normally wouldn’t do. 27. ah this is quiet a place. they must be paying you a loit more than they’re paying me. you must have nice friends. I don´t think, that should be a problem. alright whow, this is amazing! what’s that? ok, I’ll be careful. oh don’t shoot! don’t shoot! haha protect you from what? what? you mean the tower? 28. I’ll be right out. 29. hheh I’m lost. where is the dining room? I mean this house is huge! puh these are beautiful pictures of you and Dominik! that’s right. but now I’m divorced. I’m very lucky because my ex-.. remarried a very nice man. he is really good to my son. I get to see a lot of him. what about your ex-husband. does he see dominik often? wellwhat about child support, the allimony does he take care of you? I’m sorry about being so personal. are you sure? well, Dominik was talking to me about having to move around alot to keep the bad people away. yes about that he hae to leave in the middle of night and leave his toys behind. ah I’m sorry, I didn’t want to upset you! 30. Of course. I’m glad he is in France, and doesn’t live nearby. you can trust me. 31. alright, let’s try it again. Mary, you first. eh. as a matter of fact, he had 2 mothers; unfortunately the first one died. ahem. ok. lets take a break. I want you to walk around in a circle. go. start. come on. 32. keep looking. check for offshore accounts, on Dominiks name... 33. now she is the one I was tellling you about. her husband ran away with another guy. how terrible for her. (singing) 3,4,1,2,3,4 hi! come on 1,2,3,4 come on! go, go! they shure did. company hold! 34. oh so am I. yea, I’ve to get going too. Yea! ‘m looking foreward to it. who are you looking at? march 1,2,3,4,1,2 I was just talking to the teacher. that’s all. I mean, yeah! don’t laugh. ok, I’m proud of you. keep going. 35. hi champ, what’s the matter DOORS oh no! hey wait aminute! yea shure you all say the same thing the kid fell down the steps. don`t you have anything better to say than that? 36. you hit the kid, I hit you! oh you’re not worth it. I’m pressing charges against you. I’m sorry, I shouldnt have hit the man, especially in front t of the children, it was a mistake. 37. someone finally noticed that all I could think of sorry thank you. that felt great. thank you. 38. great Dominik, you are doing well. I wait right over here for you. Ok? great day, aha? what do you mean? shit! no! the bastard, I cannot... listen, I got to tell you the truth: her name is not Ursula, she is not my sister we`re police officers, and we know who you are, Rachel listen, Chrisp knows where you are, he could be here any minute! he is in a pony, he is fine the only way we can offer you protection is, if you tell us, where te money is let’s talk about... pleas let me help you Joyce wait, wait! if you didn’t take the money, then why his he after you? 39. Joyce! Joyce, Dominik! I don´t know what happened. stop it . we’ll find him. did he say anything before he left? lasers? I think I know where he is. 40. here ... down just hold on, i’m right here. good boy. no just hold on, ok, ok, just hold on I know, don’t worry about anything now. I got you. alright, just hold on thight now, hold on tight, ok? good you’re not gonna loose him. Oh yes I do! I know him well, that`s I don`t want him to get his hands on you and Dominik. You can trust me! I, I I didn`t mean to hurt you. I wish I was a Kindergarden teacher, but I`m not I’m a cop, that’s all I know how to be. 41. I’ve a son, Ive hardly seen in the last 78 years. I don’t mean anything to him. my ex wive got remarried. and she doesn’t want me to be part of his life. I lost my family. should never have let it happen. I don’t want to loose you. I don’t want to loose Dominik. I swear, you will never have to run from him again. 42. don`t worry about anything. because we’re going to be right across your home don’t worry. good morning! sit down. very nice to see you all again. meet my very good Frien Feebe O’ Hara. now Ms O’ Hara is going to talk to you about something very important. so I want you to pay real attention about what she has to say, ok? remember: no fear! 43. haaaaaaarrhaaaa 44. check it out! kids stay calm! it’s probably a fire drill. ok this is a fire drill,come on! come on! this is the real thing now. just the way we practised it. ....go on therew fast, just the way we practised it. 45. Freeze! don’t you know the building is on fire? now get out! 46. he’s not your hostage, he is your son you’re gonna do this to your own son? he? relax. ok. I’m pitting it down. yeah. here it is, here it is. just don’t harm the boy. why don’t you let the boy go now? 47. ahhhhrggfhh I’m ok, I`m ok; now get Dominik! 48. I don’t know. go to hell! 49. oh I hate this! hi! oh much better, how about you? just don`t throw up on me, ok? Feebe, thanks! thanks partner. 50. Hi Amily, I almost didn’t recognize you with yll your clothes on. aahhhh Is it save? I wouldn’t miss this for the world! 51. hi kids! I’m back! 52. Last Action Hero 53. when the governor gets here, call me. hey, you want to be a farmer, here’s acouple of acres. Decker, the next tune, I heared Minidisk 10 1. 2. has he heart you, Andrew? you should have gotten the death penalty! 3. alright, I’m unarmed. now let the boy go! 4. yea, that ybout does it! oh, unless, ah you consider this a weapon. 5. it’s a life granade! 6. HHHAAAAAA 7. Hey Claudius! you killed my father! biiig mistake! who sayed I’m fair? to be, or not to be. not to be! 8. what’s up guys? drug bust? you must be joking! my second cusin Frank lives in there. the only drug you find in there are aspirin. if you touch that front door, you are gonna need them. Frank, Frank? who did this? Frank, Frank! I’m sorry Frank. 9. It’s a bomb! COUGHING 10. and who the hell are you? how did you get here? now close your eyes, stay flat, and don`t move! you think it’s easy, you have to practise a lot and never ever do it in heavy traffic! ah it’sa that guy- Cole Ne Flays 11. Oh I’m sorry to dissapoint you, but you gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer: acne, shaving, premature ejaculation, and your first divorce. 12. boy , is this zoe Greeny or what? 13. fasten your seatbelt please! you have fingers? close as many as you can! 14. ah you stay! hello seweetheart how are you? it’s so nice to hear your voice! aha, aha, yea yea, aha yeayeayea! aha aha mhm practise! John Practise, you old SOB. what are you doing away from Washington? I know, the v... mob is joining forces with the ..s well I’m not parked behind a desk all day, eating those Donuts! good for you! in a movie? well I saved his wive in Nam. ist gonna make shure to be on the lookout, thanks, now - no more movies! 15. I’m just doing my job he’s supposed to be back on duty. he was only suspended for a month. now shut up! 16. he’ll do it again tomorrow, so what’s your point? yea I didn’t I didn’t tell anyone, I didn’t evenknow this kid! 17. what’s your real name? how did you get into my car? oh myx second cousin Frank found out some crucial drug information. how do you know Frank mentioned Vavaldi? oh no! better to die! 18. you’re very clever now the only reason why I’m nort roaring with laughter is because someone killed my second favorite cousin. That’s a big mistake. noone likes a smart ass. 19. you really belevie that we are inside a movie. don’t you? all right. I give you 10 Minutes to proove it. and then I shoot you. 20. what’s not possible? he’s fantastic! it’s his best performance ever! yes, it was called the girl of my dreams. it starred you. as a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together. hmmhmm that’s ok. you can give it to him, I’m a police officer. so? 8 or 9 million that’s why we have area codes! oh no. this is a mental patient, and I’m going him downtown, come on! I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. undercover of course. no this is california. and by the way thanks, I think it was very slick, the way, you got this girls phone number. 21. of course. .....used to warm up too all the time. heh, you know something? I think you shoud be wearing this! you don’t understand! you just solved an entire case! you just revolutionized the entire history of police training. I mean all these yeas at the academy, studying human character psyche of the terrorist, fingerprintanalysis all the courses that I have taken in surveillance, hostagenegotiation, in criminal psychology. I mean all I had to do is to drive around the neighbourhood and point my fingers at the house ans say the bad guys are in there! I know I am I’m the famous commedian Arnold Braunschweiger 22. Gesundheit! 23. yes,could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please! it’s a beautiful day and we’re out killing drug dealers. aren’t there any in the house? I’ll be back! 24. yes sir, are you a hanchman yea, take of your sunglasses. the tinman no theire the wrong color. 25. yea 2 of them CIGAR why am I wasting time when I must .. buds like you? think about doing something much more dangerous! LIGHTER like rearranging my sock... and 2: how exactly are you gonna snap your fingers, after I rip of both of your thumbs? 26. yeah he is guilty of acting like an asshole arrest him, I’ve to arres have of congress. In case my ex-wive is around. kid, who does the doctor treat? look at the elbow of my jacket. what is it doing? Bingo! no it’s my little girl’s car. come on, knock on the door! 27. DADDY AND DAUGHTER how’ve you been sweetheart? you look wonderful! no: he’s not cute, he`s hopelessly insane! ... he’s gonna tell you, he loved you in gone with the wind! you see! now who is Skeezy? you have to kiss him? that my cutie. but it`s old evidence. count of it case looks real, doesn’t it? turns funny colors when you burn it. they’re using it for allimony. 28. you don’t happen to have a cigar, do you? 29. hi! 30. don’t give up your dayjob! 31. COUGHUING don#t leave home without it! got to catch the Radai. 32. you did great, comre on. no that’s too bad. I wanted it for my collection. 33. hey! grow up! is this another one of your movie prooves! I don`t want to say it good for you! you mean the guy with the glass eye? 34. Don’t touch! did you catch that? 35. who died? i knew it was tough. I’d do everything but sneak up on you. 36. home. 37. there`s always aguy in there costs me fortune in closet doors ey in a few seconds you’re gonna meet the medican strangler! I just got fired. what you find so entertaining happens to be my life. no I´’m not even a cop anymore! No Danny, it’s getting harder I nerver started out to be anything but a decent cop. but I keptgetting involved in these crazy adventures but the craziest part is I kept surviving. Danny. do you think I would marry someone so stupid that doesn’t know the real voice from a taped one? I pay a cashier at the Drug store to call me ever so often at the station so the gays think that I have a private life. my ex wive, she is happily remarried. she never calls. and whitney hah. why can’t she ever be like every other teenager? on prom night she stays home and Phil strips a AK47 she’s gonna die y young made, I know it. I’m gonna by it soon too. 38. yeayea, whatever you say. funeral? check this out! someone tried to kill A... right? missed and shot Leo.. by mistake a a , wrong who took the shot. was it Benedikt? most likely! would he miss? no way. unless he wanted to miss. ... amigo Leo the fart was very very fat. get it? they broke in last night they cut lee open like a turky stuffed him with TNT, he goes off at the funeral, and takes out the..mob all at once. Vavaldi ownes the town. that’s what all this is bee about: Vavaldi is gonna blow up that funeral! 39. Oh Danny don’t start that again Nerve gas! 3 Canisters of nerve gas were stolen from military trucks the night before last they could have stuffed those inside him. and you know what that means, don’t you? Leon the fart is gonna pass gas one more time! 40. stay in the car! kid, let’s say this is a movie, how many times have you heared someone to say „stay in the car“, and the guy doesn’t. what happpens? or gets killed. there’s a gun in the glove compartement. practise! 41. at the fart is a bomb they`’re gonna take out the whole Tirelly mob, we gotta stop it! who are you working for , John? 42. Danny told me not to trust you. he said you killed Mo.zart. Zart. 43. So you cut a deal with a Sicilian scumbag like Vivaldi. toss me the cuffs! 44. move it! is this the day you were talking about saving? I woudn’t want to steal your thunder. 45. Whiskers! where the hell have you been? seal of the area! there’s a possible chemical explosion in 5 minutes! thanks Whiskers, I owe you one! oh you see the hook of that crane? I want it on top of that roof in 2 minutes! go! 46. pardon me, excuse me pardon me it was a good man - a flatulent man. did you hear this ? (HIGH VOICE) help me! get me out of here! my god! this man is not dead! get out of the way,! this man needs a doctor! you’re a doctor, ah check his chin! the doctor has fainted! can somebody help this man here? I take the corps - I mean the patient! look an elefant! 47. Don’t shoot! 48. HEAVY LIFTING ah oha... 49. oh shit! 50. it’s a no-fly-zone fellow! 51. weeaaah eaaah, eh Danny, quickly! move the crane and stuff him in there! ah eh Danny stop the crane now, stop it! gogogogo thank you, aah thank you aaar braa 52. SPLASHIG WATER - blaah aaah silent but deadly WATER SPLASHING bring the car around! I hate, when that happens! ah thanks honey hey kid, you always said this is a movie, didn’t you? Minidisk 11 1. 2. don’t move! the hell you will! that was for blowing up my second cousin Frank’s House! and this is for blowing up my ex-wive’s house. but this, this is for ym daughters blackeye! usually when I do that, it leaves a hole. 3. I’m not worried, that you’re crazy anymore! I’m worried that you’re right. and if I go, how do I get back? the hell with it 4. I knew , there’s nothing too it! we’re still here! there’sa no time, come on! what the hell! we are in New York! here’s another explosioin for your movie , kid. not a word. not one word! my hand. it really hurts. 5. thanks for sharing. couldn’t you have told me this earlier? I think the taxies are bullet proof! 6. out of the car, Amigo. go Danny! get out! 7. MACHINE SOUND eyh man, that hurt! hey! 89 work resable, standartdriverside airbag, checka cab no airbag. who is dumb? can you break the dead! look, dead! alright. make shure to cover me. I think he has got a ..wiper. 8. what is this place? where am I now? danny, you got a place I can sit down? 9. hey! I just found out that I was imaginary! I mean, how would you feel, if you found out that somebody made you up your job, your marriage, your kids! oh yea, let’s push this son of the building! gives you nightmares, the rest of your life. but you’re fictional, so who cares. I’m sorry, but I don’t find it so new and exciting to discover, that my whole live has been a damn movie. 10. you already mentioned them. 11. It’s a good question, and I wouldn’t want to nip pick, right Danny? 12. ah, hello Ms Malligan, Arnold Braunschweiger 13. haha, I don’t know what to say. I’m a little shy and embarrased like that, but I mean that I understand, that somethings look alike hehehe hey ist crazy I mean without.. thank you good morning. why didn’t you tell me you had new friends! and what is this business about going to the movies at midnight, when you knew, your mother would be worried! 14. we talked, I mean I never just talked to a woman before. ist neat. 15. Irene! don’t worry! it won’t be that hard! there are 8 million in the city, and I’m very good in catching people. shhh could you turn this up please!? RADIO what’s that? the guy practise killed? I don’t know. I think I will 16. yea, a cop fron LA. ah real enough for right now. I always catch everybody. Hey! give me a break! it’s the first time I hav been to any place real. now this ticket of you is: it worked on one movie, does that m,ean that Benedikt could use it again? I don’t know. when does it start? (different voice: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER) 17. shh we’re that close in catching him. look, in my world they just leave clues! ..just show up and then kidnap me. hey. the world is what you make of it, Danny! now if you want to give up and go home, then go ahead! you beleived in me in the movies, why not now? just what? 18. aargh (CARACCIDENT) beat it 19. you have seen those movies where they say: make my day, or I’m your worst nightmare, or listen to this one: Rubber baby Buggy Bumpers Ha! you didn’t know I’m gonna say that, did you? where did he go? Talk! kid, that aint the half of it. 20. (DIFFERENT VOICE: and here is the man you came to see folks;..... yeah Arnold Schwarzenegger, and his lovely Wive Maria Shriver!) FANS be..and quiet, don’t talk to them, ok? hi, how are you, how are you 21. maybe to get help Bendickt can do damly anything with a Dickhead but we still now who he is, so he’s got to take us out! well supposed he doesn’t have to get to me. supose all he has to do is to get to him. Benedikt is gonna kill SCHWARZENEGGER Bingo ah we killd less people in this movie, this movie we only killed 48 people, and compared to the last one, where we killed 119. and I want to make shure that the action fans understand: we make up for it with a good story. lot of emotionsteps, dimensions. I’m going to direct it, produce it, and starr in it! ah talking about Hollywood: in Planet Hollywood we have this incredible ... as I’m telling you, just absolutely, absolutely fabulous, I´m telling you this was a good opportunity 22. go to hell with that where am I sitting? Where am I sitting? ok, you stay here ok! and be careful BUMPING INTO SOMEONE ooh what? 23. ah the son of a everybody down! there, don`t leave! s.. ass, get the Hell of me! the studio should let me know, when they`re planning a stunt. yea, you’re the best celebrity lookalike I’ve ever seen. hey, if you get to Los Angeles, call my office, we can get the shopping centre opening . I don’t really like you, right? you brought me nothing but pain! did anyone come out of here? did you see the ..the guy with an axe comming out here? 24. are you all right, Danny? yeah, it’s now between you and me. now let the boy go! ngggha 25. the hell you will Danny? Danny! Danny! I’ll be right there! I’m comming, hang on! just hang on now! aahh hold on Danny I’ll be right there. I’m comming! hold on Danny, and don’t look down! hey god, please don’t let him die! aaaha now listen kid. yougrap my hand and we get out of here. come on now! Danny! trust me! listen to me Danny, listen to me! you hold on with your feet, with your legs, and you let your hands go, and I will catch you! ok? beleive in me I will catch you! now get my hand! let’s go! go for it now! come on Danny! yes, go! yyeeeep, go in! ah h eeaah this hero stuff has ist limits. heeeea ah ah I need a hospital, I think my shoulder is out of the socket. get down, Danny! give it up, Benedikt, the whole lobby is swarming with cops. 26. chee! did you make a movie mistake? you forgot to reload the damn gun! he eeah aaahhh 27. no sequel for you! 28. ah he eh Danny, do you know, how to drive? COUGHING BLOOD 29. no sweat, kid. you tried. BREATHING 30. hhe I know. don’t do it, the groces go down. hhh I’d throw that silly thing away. 31. oh o ah hey take this. I got to be back, before it changes it’s mind! I am just an imaginary Hero, Danny youhave a real life! to be here, where you can always find me, but I need you to be our there, to beleive in me. I need you to take care of your mother for me, cause I would love to. you have a whole live ahead of you. what? whoever thinks that would be making a biiig mistake. 32. ha , it’s working again. put a sock in it! I don’t care who does what to your Hershe Highway. and stop shouting, I’m not death. you know why you are shouting? because it’s in the script! you’re the comic releive, yes. and youknow whatelse? I am the Hero. so shut up. you see, Hollywood is writing our lifes. and you know something? I don’t want to shoot people anymore and blow up buildings. you know why we do this here? 33. TWINS 34. I have a brother? 35. I must find him! 36. he is probably just like me! 37. take out the papers and tha trash or you don’t get no spending cash if you don’t scrub the kitchen floor you ain’t gonna rock n’ Roll no more. Yakediyak tomtombak damddamdadadadada 38. oh excuse me. I just have never heared this kind of music before. thank you ehehe 39. hehe, what an amazin country excuse me, I don’t smoke, pal oh I don’t have a grifriend well do women really wear these things? oh really oh yes, as a matter of fact I come from a little iseland in the south pacific. I did nothing. the pavement was his enemy. we’ll check him out. ah light concushion. o o, I carry him to a hospital. I’m so sorry about this. I feel terrible. sorry. the next time you should really consider wearing helmets. 40. si this is where my brother grew up! I am so happy, he had so many children to play with! and that’s where he must have slept. oh it’s the one I would have chosen: it’s the one closest to the fire extinguisher. In case of a fire I could have given the alarm, and saved all the other orphans. h tell me a little about Vincent! was he a great athlet, was he interested in chess, in poetry? that is Vince? he looks so happy! oh I always liked biology. but I must find my brother. you know where he might be? 41. I’m looking for Vincent Benedict. 42. I’ve rowed half way across the world, the. ah wrong, I just rowed a day, a day but beleive me, I’ve been looking forward to this moment my whole life! it is a a I’ve been on my island, I’m telling you, this is absolutely incredible, that - i’ve looked for this - 43. hehehe Vincent! dearest Vincent! I know, you don’t know who I am, but beleive me, I came halfway across... I don’t know any Clane brothers. I’m your brother, Julius! My name is Julius, and I’m your Twin brother. we’re n

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